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People Goodreads Giveaway
Lookout! – For your copy of People
We just mailed out 65 copies to the giveaway winners on goodreads. Thanks to all 444 people who entered!
Feel free to review it, people:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13076893-people-who-don-t-kno… Read the rest
Win a Copy of Mike’s Chapbook
We have a giveaway for Mike’s chapbook ‘People Who Don’t Know Me Think I’m Somebody’ on Goodreads!
4 days are left to enter, so if you want one, be sure to visit the Goodreads page and click “Enter to win” (y… Read the rest
Project Updates – End of the Year Wrap-Up
The view through my window
Here’s some updates regarding On Lives related projects:
The People Who Don’t Know Me Think I’m Somebody giveaway has begun on goodreads.
Dan completed a chapbook and then moved to Missouri where he is tr… Read the rest
Coming Soon…
People Who Don’t Know Me Think I’m Somebody chapbooks + the chance to win a free copy on Goodreads!!!
Great Gatsby NES Game
What I like best about this (as in every NES game adaptation): non-sensical bad guys, non-sensical weapon, strange boss battles, 8-bit music and of course 2-D side scrolling action. My only regret is that it isn’t a little longer.
Check it out fo… Read the rest
Person
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Person is the best young-author-penned-book I’ve read.
I was somewhat relieved to read this book.
I was glad there is a person out there more fucked up than myself.
Pink = Person.
Probably.
I can’t imagine someone writing a book like this unless this is… Read the rest
In Cold Blood
In Cold Blood is one of the best books I’ve read. This may or may not tell anything about my reading habits, I can’t really decide one way or the other. I’d say reading books is largely a subjective experience but I’d also say that any person reading this boo… Read the rest
On Cancer
I hate how everything causes cancer these days. It’s making everyone into paranoid freaks, especially me. I can’t go anywhere or do anything without having the eerie feeling that cancer is waiting, watching. Whenever I walk down the str… Read the rest
Explosion-Proof Premier Issue
Explosion-Proof is a quarterly literary journal published by Fairweather Press. Their premier issue is out now and they’re also accepting submissions for Issue #2. Issue #1’s cover features a black and white photograph of the Empire State Bu… Read the rest
The Coming Insurrection
Anarchy is obviously not a good thing.
I find it strange that people like Glenn Beck are so in fear of this book; it seems pretty clear that it was written by a bunch of dreamers, the sort of people who are more waiting for an insurrection to happen than to be t… Read the rest
Assuming Size
I received a copy of ‘Assuming Size’ in the mail, which is exciting, because it’s a cool little book. This chapbook features four poets from Ohio, two of which, Jordan Castro and Richard Wehrenberg Jr., are the authors of ‘thinktank for human bei… Read the rest
A Book of Reasons
A Book of Reasons is a memoir about a recluse. It is a narrative attempting to make sense of a distant brother’s nature, who upon dying, leaves the author his house.
John Vernon breaks his book up into sections which are each titled with one word, “Heat”, “… Read the rest
Everything is Quiet
The first thing I did when I received ‘Everything is Quiet’ by Kendra Grant Malone was read the blurbs on the back. Here’s one from Blake Butler:
“Kendra Grant Malone contains several hundred people. Likewise, her words seem to protect several hundred… Read the rest
The Crying of Lot 49
The Crying of Lot 49 is a novel by Thomas Pynchon. It is relatively short as compared to his other works, many of which I have tried reading, but found myself largely unable to.
The Crying of Lot 49 took me some time, and it is unique to me in that this is my seco… Read the rest
long love poem with descriptive title
I heard about Matthew Savoca on Bearcreekfeed, really liking the poems he had up there. I later noticed that Scrambler Books had released his book. I liked the cover and title and thought “I want that.”
As I waited for the book to come in the m… Read the rest
On Moral Fiction
John Gardner is a legend. He is touted as perhaps the best writer who has ever written about fiction, and the three main books in which he does this are The Art of Fiction, On Becoming a Novelist and On Moral Fiction.
On the back cover of On Moral Fiction, in t… Read the rest
Post-Modern Halloween Costumes
Traditional Halloween costumes like cutting two eye holes out of a sheet to be a ghost have gone the way of the Tamagotchi. In 2010, Halloween costumes are about overly specific concepts designed to annoy your friends. The more esoteric your cos… Read the rest
Halloween Stores
Everyday on my way to work, I pass a Halloween store on 1st Ave. Everything about the place screams temporary. Instead of a neon sign, there’s an orange banner hung above the door which half the time is blown inside out by the wind and rendered unreadable.… Read the rest
On Coworkers
In examining the many complex relationships that the human being can build, few are as peculiar as the relationship one has with their coworkers. Unlike most relationships, some of which we may categorize as highly rewarding or indispensable, proxi… Read the rest
“We’re From Brooklyn”
“We’re from Brooklyn,” is something I’ve been hearing a lot of bands spouting. The phrase deserves consideration; traditionally, when a person or entity declares they are from somewhere, they mean it (just like in the movie Cool Runnings when the lov… Read the rest
Internet Literature/Art Round Up
What’s new out there, as filtered through me.
–I found David Fishkind’s article on Thought Catalog, “The Most Popular Places NYU Students Can Be Observed Partying” amusing. I find that site to have solid content fairly con… Read the rest
USERLANDS
I bought Userlands (New Fiction Writers from the Blogging Underground) off a used rack to see what the literary blogging scene was like in 2007. I wanted to see how writing that was blogged would fare in a published collection, and how writing from the in… Read the rest
I’ve Got a Fever and the Only Cure is More Wood Block
A wood block is a percussion instrument identified by its rectangular box shape and open sides. It can be struck with a drumstick or mallet to achieve a resonant ‘klonk’ or ‘donk’ sound, similar to the sound of knocking on a ta… Read the rest
Aspects of the Novel
On the sly, I’ve been reading E. M. Forster’s, Aspects of the Novel (1927). I’m not quite sure what I think about this book.
E. M. Forster takes the title of his book very seriously. He goes as far as to say each “section” s… Read the rest
5 More Fall Films
Ang Lee’s The Ice Storm takes place in suburban Connecticut around Thanksgiving time. As every member of this 1970’s family spirals out of control, pursuing drink, sex, or the unknown, there is some great footage of Elijah Wood, Christi… Read the rest
White Noise
White Noise is a novel by Don Delillo. I am currently reading it and the book is giving me some impressions.
First off, Greg Farrell recently informed me that Don Delillo personally discredits any of his own work prior to White Noise (1985). Farrell stat… Read the rest
5 Fall Films
We like fall. Was our fall fascination birthed from watching great fall films? It’s possible. Here are 5 visually stunning films that you may not have considered renting this season.
Igby Goes Down, a Catcher in the Rye-esque tale of a young man d… Read the rest
Umbrellas
Umbrellas must be one of the most left behind semi-personal objects a person can carry. Especially when it doesn’t rain often. A place like Binghamton, NY, where it is constantly raining, now this is a different story; an umbrella there becomes… Read the rest
Oliver Stone’s ‘Wall Street’ Reviewed
To celebrate the release of Oliver Stone’s sequel to ‘Wall Street,’ I’ve reviewed the original 1985 film. Unfortunately, due to medical problems stemming from an accident in 2002, I only made it through the first 22 minute… Read the rest
Wall Street’s First 22 Minutes
I never had cable TV as a child, and was accustomed to watching TV shows buried under white snow. I’d wrap coils of aluminum foil around the metal bunny ears of the antenna, trying to expand it’s reach and pick up more airwaves, but any improvements… Read the rest
Quarters
Are quarters becoming the new pennies? I’ve been finding a lot of them on the ground lately. Pennies are still around, I see them all the time, but never do I pick them up.
On at least two occasions occurring some time in the past week, I have seen kids… Read the rest
YCFTL Contest Update
Congratulations to Mark Friedman of New York, NY, who correctly answered one of three You Can Finish This Later contest giveaway questions. He correctly guessed the name a man screamed in the rain for 20 minutes as I ate dinner. The answer of course was m… Read the rest
New Format, On Lives 2.1
We’ve been receiving a lot of flak from our Comics department, re: the lack of updates to onlives.net. After a few emergency nine hour meetings, our staff and webmaster have devised a workable solution to the problem. Without further ado, onliv… Read the rest
Win a Copy of ‘You Can Finish This Later’
We’ve had more pep in our step than usual today at On Lives HQ, and it’s not just because autumn has begun to suffuse our city with freshness and possibility.
9.22.10 was the official release of our new chapbook,
‘You Can Finish This L… Read the rest
On Individually Wrapped Toothbrushes (IWTs)
I love individually wrapped toothbrushes. I’m not talking about the toothbrushes that line the aisles of your neighborhood drug store, the ones found between a hard plastic shell and a thin piece of cardboard, I’m talking about another breed of tooth… Read the rest
On Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs
The Arcade Fire provides the most poignant, timely middle-class soundtrack since I-don’t-know-when. They’re so very important for a certain demographic, a generation that knows no struggle beyond the confines of expected success, a generation t… Read the rest
think tank for human beings in general
Perhaps it was the quiet of the Ohio suburbs that stirred Jordan Castro and Richard Wehrenberg Jr. to write ‘think tank for human beings in general.’ The poems in this self-published chapbook take aim at boredom and complacency, combati… Read the rest
On Hellogoodbye
I’ve always sought to learn more about the artists I like. I don’t know if this indicates a pronounced fanboyism on my part, or if it’s common, but it always seemed like a natural thing to do. Sometimes a band’s personal style,… Read the rest
On Mustaches
Thousands of years after Roman emperors popularized shaving, the habit has begun to lose cultural relevance. Today’s American men go to work unshaven without embarrassment for their scruffy faces, and fashion magazine covers suggest that women lo… Read the rest
Sacred Commodities: Adventures in Spiritual Dishonesty
…in which our (sort of) dashing hero reveals his trade (and is introduced to the reader…say hello)
Sitting in his convertible, the vinyl purring beneath his bottom, Joel Colson leans back into the headrest, pressing his skull into the cushy mat… Read the rest
On Lives 2.0 Site Map
You’ve stuck with us for one year, and now it’s paid off. Welcome to the new On Lives! Our website is now fully-expandable, fully-automated, and fully-loaded with new content! Plus, it looks cooler.
We’ve add several new sections… Read the rest
On Junk Drawers
For the One Year Anniversary of On Lives, (OYAoOL), (strangely, saying that acronym captures the exact way I feel about said acronym), we’ve decided to do a double post on junk drawers.
Mike Parish on Junk Drawers
I once had a friend whose house wa… Read the rest
Easy Jaws
Easy Jaws is a new zine of “slow cookin” and “slow eatin” edited and published by Sam Bett of Lava Roll Press. Inside, one finds an array of anecdotes, recipes, stories and essays about topics such as raising your own egg laying hens, slow roasting loin of… Read the rest
On Malls
I’ve been finding myself in a lot of malls lately and I’ve been enjoying myself. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never been much of a mall goer, and as I’ve gotten older, I’ve steered myself far away from the places. Having been away from them for some time, I’ve co… Read the rest
On Spoon
Spoon is a weird band. Despite being around for so many years and also the fact that Spoon happens to be a good indie rock band, (perhaps the epitome), asking anyone what they think about Spoon yields one of two responses: Spoon is uneven or Spoon sucks. Fo… Read the rest
On Guitar Center
I hate Guitar Center. There are many reasons as to why I hate such a place, which range from the people who work there to the people who shop there to the whole we’re-corporate-but-down-to-earth agenda oozing from the spaces between the teeth of e… Read the rest
On How to Get Offline
Here’s an article and illustration from the archives that never made it to press. It was created a few months ago when I thought it might be possible to make money writing for websites online until I read up about it and discovered the reality, (you… Read the rest
On Laziness
One of the easiest things in life to be is lazy. You’d think it’d be one of the hardest; it requires more thought to not do something than to simply do said something without thinking about doing it, not to mention all of the wasted time and men… Read the rest
On Social Repercussion
When I sit down in a public bathroom stall, one of the first things I notice are the anonymous vulgarities scribbled within arms length of the toilet. Racial slurs, phone numbers, ruminations, and even the occasional glory hole adorn the divider betwe… Read the rest
On Filbert Conroy
From one of our lower-upstate New York outposts, a copy of On Lives disappeared. While doing our bi-monthly check-up of bookstores currently distributing On Lives, we found that someone had walked into Inquiring Minds Bookstore in New Paltz, NY and w… Read the rest
On Playing
As a kid, playing was my world. My imagination was the only thing holding me back; the possibilities were limitless. It did not matter if I played alone or with others; I always traveled somewhere, away from reality and into the unknown.
Today, I can’t im… Read the rest
On Technology
As a recent Facebook convert, I have come to see the beauty (and insidiousness) of the most powerful social networking tool mankind has ever known. I was a hold out until my scramble to cling to my senior year memories and connections led me to take drasti… Read the rest
On Old People
Believe it or not, I’ve actually been accused of being an agist before. I never knew such an -ist existed, that someone could be anti-old people, could look down on a segment of the population because they are old and can’t do something as well as the young… Read the rest
On Mushrooms
Mushrooms are mysterious creatures. Some believe they house fairies, while others reduce them to side dishes of steak and potatoes. Mushrooms are neither plants nor animals. So what are these fascinating little bulbs of mystery that spring up from t… Read the rest
On Complaints
We’ve received a lot of complaints from people we know and people we don’t know about the lackluster representation of On Lives in the online world. Since our book dropped, things have slowed down considerably. Are we working on new projects? Are we wor… Read the rest
On Safes
If someone asked me what my favorite invention was, I would probably say a lawnmower. Lawnmowers are loud and get a job done and don’t know the difference between right and wrong. All they want is a little gas and some grass to mow, they never talk back to yo… Read the rest
On Perfection
What is perfection? Is it achievable? Is anything perfect?
She has the perfect face. I bowled a three-hundred; I bowled a perfect game. Man, the grocery store was all out of sweet potatoes. Really? That’s just perfect.
Perfection seems to haunt our dai… Read the rest
On Pen Pals
I’ve had maybe 6 or 7 pen pals. Pen pals were big back in fourth grade; it seemed mandatory that every child have another child that they wrote to. My pen pal was from Ireland and I always looked forward to his letters. Ours was a one way sort of correspondenc… Read the rest
On Goodbyes
I’ve never been one for goodbyes. Saying goodbye can be a sad thing to do but I don’t think it always needs to carry the air of permanence that it does. Even when a person dies, we say goodbye to their body but not necessarily to them. True, they are no longer p… Read the rest
On Excitement
If you’ve arrived at this page, you are probably feeling excited. On Lives has not been updated in a few weeks. You had been taking a regular dosage almost everyday for two months, then suddenly, the pill bottle ran out. So what is that fluttering in the ch… Read the rest
On History
The more one uses their imagination, the more compelling history becomes. Use no imagination and you are just looking at the physical pages of a textbook. Use a little imagination and you may be able to see beneath the yellow tint of photographs at the tu… Read the rest
On Indecisiveness
Indecision
Indecisiveness is a killer. Before one begins they are done. A state of indecisiveness is a lose/lose situation.
When I cannot make a decision I am stuck in limbo. While some decisions can affect me negatively, unless the negativity is fore… Read the rest
On Reading
What is to be done with free time around the house? This is actually a big decision; so let’s discuss the heavy weight contenders.
Sometimes, when I’m feeling frustrated, I tend to create dichotomies that may not really exist and make statements like th… Read the rest
On Driving
Dangers Of Driving
Every year in the U.S., over 40,000 people die in driving related accidents. That’s about 120 people per day. If somebody told you that over a lifetime of driving your chances of being one of these people was 1 in 100, would you be… Read the rest
On Cars
Here In My Car
If there is one thing that America revolves around it is cars. Look at the infrastructure of any major city or suburb or country town. Roads lead up to everything because most people use a car as their main means of getting places. It is as if th… Read the rest
On Camping Redux
On Redux
After re-reading On Camping, I get the feeling that much of it feels rushed and I glossed over important aspects of camping that I would have rather not. My roommate confirmed these assumptions, and since today is his birthday, this special red… Read the rest
On Camping
Real Campers
To camp is to escape. There’s no real reason that anyone needs to camp anymore, unless of course one enjoys camping. Wilderness adventurers and thrill seekers camp quite often but who I’m talking about is the everyday person.
Explorers us… Read the rest
On Hiking
You’ve reached one of our 10 favorite articles! This article can be found in our printed anthology, the “On Lives Subway Supplement.” Pick one up in our bookstore or at one of these fine New York City and Brooklyn area bookstores:
Bl… Read the rest
On Fall
You’ve reached one of our 10 favorite articles! This article can be found in our printed anthology, the “On Lives Subway Supplement.” Pick one up in our bookstore or at one of these fine New York City and Brooklyn area bookstores:
Bl… Read the rest
On Summer
Summer is closing down shop like your mom’s beach house on Cape Cod. I have not been to the beach this summer therefore I have not been to Cape Cod. I usually like to go and hang out in the dunes but if there is one time I like going to the beach and hanging out in t… Read the rest
On Memory
Memory Machine
Do we choose what to remember and what to forget? Are our minds like endless VHS tapes, recording everything? Are some memories more meaningful than others or do we make the meanings ourselves?
Memories are hard to pin down. If I really sa… Read the rest
On Pets
Strange, Strange, Strange
Two days ago I happened upon an odd sight: a twenty-something was walking his dog on a New York City sidewalk in Alphabet City. Given the sporadic dispersal of dog runs and open parks and spaces in New York, when a dog’s got to go,… Read the rest
On Storage
Needs
For as long as humans have been able to accumulate stuff, that stuff has needed a place to be stored. Food has obvious benefits from being stored; one no longer has to worry about finding it every day. With a sedentary lifestyle, aside from growing y… Read the rest
On Roofs
A Roof With A View
For today’s installment I’m actually on a roof. I thought it’d be nice for the title’s meaning to be twofold: a post “On Roofs” and On Lives coming to you literally from a roof. So here I am.
Though the sky is a bit cloudy, the view is excellen… Read the rest
On Waiting
Waiting in the Rain
I’m really glad it is raining today. It gives me a chance to sit inside and not feel bad for wasting another sunny day. Not that I waste sunny days, I definitely take advantage, but much of what I enjoy doing these days are activities that… Read the rest
On Shaving
Shaving is both creative and destructive. Shaving can go as far as to create a new identity for a person, just like a good or bad haircut can. It is fascinating that such a short process can change the way a person looks, often with dramatic results. Aside f… Read the rest
On Aging
You’ve reached one of our 10 favorite articles! This article can be found in our printed anthology, the “On Lives Subway Supplement.” Pick one up in our bookstore or at one of these fine New York City and Brooklyn area bookstores:
Bl… Read the rest
On Morning
Though all parts of the day excite me, morning excites me the most. Whenever I can, I wake up early, as early as physically possible to still be able to function. It is a challenge to go to sleep earlier the night before, because so many aspects of social lif… Read the rest
On Hotels
Hotels are a great place to crash if you have the cash. They are designed so that when you arrive, it’s almost as if you have a brand new room, or at least an exceptionally clean one. It’s amazing how many other people could have passed through… Read the rest
On Nature
ENVI 101
On an exam in college, there was a bonus question that was a map of campus. Above the map it said, “Label where “Nature” begins.” SUNY Binghamton is home to a wonderful Nature Preserve; it is many, many acres of woods an… Read the rest
On Bands
The modern “band” is a collection of musicians who get together to play music. The music may be original or “covered” material, material of “bands” that has come before. Usually, any solid original band plays… Read the rest
On Figs
The Ancient Fruit of Eurasia Spreads Its Seeds and Roots in America
Imagine yourself nude in the midst of a suburban jungle. There is a beautiful fig tree begging you to pluck just one leaf to conceal the robust body that society deems shameful. This is my… Read the rest
On Laundry
As Rocko from Rocko’s Modern Life so famously proclaimed, “Laundry day is a very dangerous day.” While RML is a great reminder as to why all children’s television show creators should drop acid before writing each episode, this quote really hammers th… Read the rest
On Lawns
You’ve reached one of our 10 favorite articles! This article can be found in our printed anthology, the “On Lives Subway Supplement.” Pick one up in our bookstore or at one of these fine New York City and Brooklyn area bookstores:
Bl… Read the rest
On Alcohol
Like some people and White Russians, alcohol and I don’t mix. I wish I could be one of those guys that work in a microbrewery and is incredibly psyched about beer and tie-dye t-shirts but drinking alcohol is like playing Russian roulette with a fully load… Read the rest
On Night
Since I’ve moved to the city, I’ve noticed that there’s no real night here. Sure they say New York is the city that never sleeps, but that’s not what I mean.
There’s so much light pollution here it’s incredible. A… Read the rest
On Exploration
You’ve reached one of our 10 favorite articles! This article can be found in our printed anthology, the “On Lives Subway Supplement.” Pick one up in our bookstore or at one of these fine New York City and Brooklyn area bookstores:
Bl… Read the rest
On Guests
Feudal Manners
In the Middle Ages, back when humans lived in castles and fought dragons, being a guest was the best. A sworn enemy, if approaching a neighboring castle with an earnest need of a place to stay, would be put up. Seeking asylum, guests were tr… Read the rest


